Hello DAD, Happy Father’s Day. It’s today. Lockdown / Self Isolation / Quarantine Father’s Day . Call him and let him know that you love him.
“A father is the one friend upon whom we can always rely.”
“Some people don’t believe in heroes, but they haven’t met my dad.”
How are you celebrating Father’s Day today ?
Have a look at the Top 15 things every DAD in the world has said at least once…
(According to Emotional Rescue Captions)
1) Don’t ask me, ask your Mother!
2) You didn’t beat me, I let you win!
3) Call that a haircut?
4) Of course we’re not lost. I’m just not sure where we are.
5) I’ll tell you why, because I said so, that’s why!
6) You’re going out dressed like that?
7) Stop crying or I’ll give you something to cry about!
8) Careful! You’ll have somebody’s eye out with that!
9) What to do you think I am, a bank?
10) Now in my day…
11) I’m not going to sleep, I’m just resting my eyes.
12) Oh for god’s sake, where the hell are my @£$%^$@ car keys?…oh thanks love.
13) Oi that’s my chair, now shift yer butt!
14) What part of No are you not understanding?
15) Call that music? Rubbish more like!!